A BAD HABIT
"What are we going to do with that girl," a very frustrated Marie Downs asked her husband, "she's eighteen years old and still can't stop touching herself in public!?!" "Don't look at me, dear," Ed Downs replied quickly, "if you wanna say something to her, go ahead, but leave me out of it!!!" "Some help you are," Marie said with exasperation, "your daughter's behaving like a monkey in the zoo and all you can do is say keep me out of it, what kind of father are you anyway!?!" "The kind that feels uncomfortable talking about sex with his grown up daughter," he shot back at her, "come on, Marie, give me a break will ya, this is the kind of thing that a mother should handle, now leave me alone, I'm gonna finish reading the sports page!!!" Marie just stared at her husband for a few seconds, and then shrugged her shoulders in disgust and stalked away vowing to come up with some sort of plan to curb her daughter of her public self abuse!!!
"I'm just at my wit... MORE
|
